lauren reports

i like netflix , but ...

2012-02-11T22:16:00.006-07:00

I'm taking a media break. (minus Arrested Development Season 2). I also need to stop reading People magazine in the check out lines.

Since joining netflix, I've already realized how it can make me feel. As much as I love beauty, and noticing the beautiful things around me, these beautiful, fashion-clad, "perfect" women aren't what I should be noticing. They are entertainment, and to apprciate their beauty would be finding value in myths and misconceptions.

Watching the Bachelor is probably OK. That show raises my self-esteem, and makes fake boobs seem highly unappealing.

I've mentioned Beauty Redefined. I read a blog post tonight that made me so HAPPY! So excited about my new motto: No more insecurities. (or a better way to say it: I AM secure) ... which I most definitely am! An absolute Must Read. It's the reason I blogged today. I hope you'll read it too. And even the comments have some awesome advice and great magazine suggestions for teen girls. xxoo, good night.

I love this kid!

2012-02-11T18:18:00.001-07:00

This is, I believe, the third video I've ever posted on YouTube. So what you're seeing here is one of the originals of the ruthie1900 channel. Yes, pull up a chair and take a seat. Circa 2009. Manhattan, 113th Street. This is it's public premier. It's never gone public for a few reasons: A) that whole insecurity thing I was telling you about the other day. Although I'm only in the background, I wasn't wearing any makeup. Well, I'm owning my no-makeup look now. "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Mabeline." Nope, def born with it here. B) I lost the original video and this was when I had just gotten Final Cut Pro set up on my computer and couldn't figure out how to do that title page, or anything final-cut-ish for that matter. You'll notice a big ol' arrow on the title page. Ignore. C) I had to get permission from my bro: guardian and subject matter in this here video.

And with that I give you my musical nephew.

What are your insecurities?

2012-02-09T16:32:00.008-07:00

And wouldn't life be better without them? The weight on the scale isn't helping me right now. Half my clothes still don't fit. I hate the feeling of being insecure.

Once upon a time I was asked by a friend if I could model for a couple of photographers who wanted to build their portfolios. Heck yes, I love glamor shots.

When one of the photographers sent me one of the pic, I realized it wasn't me at all because my nose had been completely photoshopped.

I'm already not my noses best friend. Some days I appreciate her, but other days I wish she could be like hair color, and that I could change her up.

But when I saw this photograph I started saving money for a possible tweak. Being on camera every day for two years didn't help either.

Sigh. This photo is a few years old now. I'm not sure why I just don't get rid of it. I'm older, wiser, still insecure sometimes, but I'm loving my nose more these days. I've definitely stopped saving. Why do so many of us feel a need to be perfect? And if we aren't, why do we live in a world that resorts to photoshopping?

It reminds me once again how much I love what Utah ladies Lindsay and Lexie Kite are doing. Have you visited Beauty Redefined, yet? And to Lindsay and Lexie, will you do a guest post for me???

Today, no matter what the scale says, I'm not going to be insecure. Life is to short to feel such a negative feeling. I don't want to waste another minute feeling that way. I hope we'll all take the things that make us insecure and decide today they won't affect us any longer. I'm gonna give my love handles a big ol' squeeze today and then go belly dancing. (Ok, not really. But I'm going to own this body, flaws and all. And I'm going to love it like crazy). It deserves to be loved. My nose, too. Loving this beak. It's a good one. A lot better than the upturned perfection in the pic, no?

no more being insecure.

Inside the SLC: 1

2012-02-09T01:18:00.000-07:00

In 2007 I attempted to move to New York City, only to come back 3 weeks later, finding a great job in Salt Lake instead. My friend Bryn told me: "Lauren, don't you worry. SLC is as cool as New York if you want it to be." And if Bryn can say that, a flight attendant that has seen the world, I decided she must be onto something.

She started introducing me to all of the cool places, and then I began to realize how right she was. Thanks to the idea of some of my podcast friends, they suggested I start sharing these fabulous findings.

...and thus it begins.

Ever been here? Bet you've driven past it a few times. 370 S. State Street.

Why it's cool:
This is spray paint you can't find just anywhere. For any art project, and for decorating (my decorating consists of spray painting thrift store furniture, frames, and anything else Pinterest tells me to), this is the place to get amazing colors, and amazing quality. It's heavier paint so you'll need less of it for your projects. In that sense, it saves you money. I'm partial to the owner. And he brings his two pit bulls to work every day. Here is Uprok on Salt Lake City's Wiki page:

UPROK & Positively 4th Street Records, 370 South, State Street, ☎ (801) 363-1523. M-Sa, 12PM-10PM. Utah's all things Hip Hop shop. Dedicated to the elements of Hip Hop culture. Selling Vinyl Records, C.D.'s, Clothing, Gear, Smoking Accessories, Spray Paint, Markers.... MC & B-Boy Battles every month. Sponsored Club Nights, Concerts, Shows and Events. If you love Hip Hop check this shop.

Leather boots purchased at Deseret Industries Thrift for 7 dollars, 3 years ago.

If your thing is street art or tagging, This is the place. Definitely check it out. And if you do, tell me what you think. P.S. Don't you love this pic? Hey! Let's pretend I'm spray painting and that you caught me in the act. Ah man, I love the theater.

after hanging out at Uprok this eve, we walked around the corner and ate at Star of India. Always a favorite.

Other places I love that I've talked about on the blog:

The Porch (in Provo)

The Beehive Tea Room and Kens Rare Books

more coming soon ...

Bachelor watchers: Tell me if you think I'm wrong on this one

2012-02-07T01:18:00.002-07:00

I've still never seen a Twilight movie, but beyond that I've been making some huge pop culture changes in my life. As of this weekend I'm a netflix user (thank you, hold your applause), I have already watched Food Inc, and the first whole season of Arrested Development. (Which I'd already seen, but it's like comfort food watching movie stars act out all of the characters and drama in your family. I just wish we owned a Banana Stand and that I was as hot as Portia).
I've also become a weekly bachelor watcher. There goes the pride. I watched a few Bachelorette episodes with Bentley last season. I wanted to see who the talked-about SLC villian was. But this is the first time i'm really taking one of these seasons in. And heck, if I'm really going to do this, I'm going to do this right.

My thoughts on tonights episode:

Courtney and Ben deserve each other. Am I the only out there that is not a Ben fan? He's inconsiderate, getting cocky, and isn't pursuing the ladies. I know it's a bit weird to have a ton of girls wanting the same guy (the Bachlorette seems more normal), but Ben can still do things to be a man and pursue.

Example: Jamie hasn't kissed him. How about Ben, YOU take this shy girl who feels like she is competing with easy women (wait, IS competing with easy women) and kiss her! Novel, right?? Instead, he sits back and tells the girls that he doesn't feel like they're doing enough to show him they like him. (which, we've learned from Ben means skinny dipping). ugh.

When Jamie is trying to pour her heart out to Ben, and Courtney comes over in her bikini to distract her soul mate, Ben could be a man, a GENTLEMAN, stand up, grab Jamie's hand and say: "Hey, let's go somewhere else, I want to give you my full attention". But nope, he just enjoys the view and admits he can't focus on what Jamie's saying.

Other dislikes:

-Jamie again. She's thinking that in order to show Ben that she likes him, she has to be all over him. SO lame. (Wait though, that IS what these girls have to do in order to get Ben's attention). triple ugh. Tip for Jamie in her future dating world: Be your genuine, sweet, authentic self, throw some morals into the mix--which I think you already have--and let the guy chase you. Maybe then you won't have to resort to teaching a guy how to kiss, because he'll be teaching you.

-Ben telling whats-her-name, first-impression-rose-girl (I think), that he likes her because she's "not drama." ... ugh! I hate it when guys say this. I hate it worse when girls take it. They try so hard to please a guy by "not being drama". Please. More often than not "drama" means a girl's being emotional and expressing some relevant feelings. Women are emotional. Or maybe we're not. Maybe men are just unemotional. Either way, don't take this as a compliment ladies, because it's not. It's a guy wanting to have his cake and eat it too, not caring about what might actually be going through your head. Men will use this as a scapegoat with women when they don't want to talk about her feelings and troubles. Example: Women expresses feelings. Men states: "ugh, drama." Women feels ashamed and shuts down. Women of the world: Unite! No more of this! You're not drama. You're human. And we deserve to be heard.

-I'm really not a fan of Ben.

What was up with them kicking Casey S. off the show tonight? Or better, Ben kicking her off the show. Why?!? So what if she was in love with another guy. She said herself she was trying to get over him. Aren't we often in love with someone until we can find a replacement? C'mon, you know it's true. She was seeking for that ability to leave her ex behind. Why can't she stick around to see if she could fall in love with Ben? Ben could use some girls that aren't acting out in desperation for him. He could use some girls that he would have to work for and get to know. But, of course, he doesn't want such a thing. Heaven forbid she isn't over her ex, and she doesn't know she wants to marry you yet, but seriously? You tell her to leave, Ben?

I know no one likes Courtney, but I thought her self-centered comments were kinda hilarious. But Dang! Tonight she showed some true colors by not accepting Emily's humble apology. That was pretty harsh. And Emily (Is Ph.D. student's name Emily?) got on my good side tonight. She's smart, witty, and realizes her mistakes. Too good for Ben, though.

Well, those are my midnight Bachelor thoughts. What do you think?
It's late. Gym tomorrow. ugh.

#ProabablyOughtToStopWatching

Josh Powell's final identifier: Murderer

2012-02-05T23:28:00.006-07:00

Interview

The case of missing Utah woman Susan Cox Powell became personal for me. I was a reporter in Idaho two years ago when she went missing and I reported on the events. When it comes to crime stories, the investigative reporter in me comes out. When it happens to a mother in my hometown, someone who shares my faith and mutual acquaintances, it becomes all the more real. It is a story I read everything on, researched, and drew up my own conclusions. I even contemplated talking with the West Valley Police about helping in the case. (I know)

Two months ago, in December, I contacted Susan Powell's best friend and asked if she would be willing to be interviewed for my podcast The Cultural Hall. Kiirsi Hellewell agreed to the interview and was grateful that she was able to talk about Susan in a way she hadn't been able to before on other news outlets. She talked about the love Susan had for everyone around her, and how she was the person at church who came up to new members in her congregation, introduced herself and became their instant friends. Kiirsi talked about Susan's strong faith and Christianity and about how she was in the Relief Society Presidency in her Mormon ward. She also talked about the marital difficulties Susan would share with Kiirsi. What stood out the most for me in the interview was the blessing Kiirsi said she received from her Stake President (leadership in her church) about how she would be comforted through this ordeal and that she would one day learn what happened to Susan. She also felt she has been given the strength necessary to be a voice in the media. Anyone who has followed the case knows what a voice Kiirsi has been.

Today I was horrified to learn that Josh Powell killed both his sons and himself by setting his house on fire. I've been on Twitter and Google all afternoon and evening. I have been on Kiirsi's facebook wall and the Susan Powell facebook page.

Josh's brother-in-law, Kirk Graves, said today after learning of the news:
"His world was falling apart around him and he was going to lose his boys and get arrested for Susan's disappearance. He's a narcissist and he has no love for anyone but himself."

West Valley Police Chief Buzz Nielsen said that they hoped to arrest Josh by the end of this Summer and that evidence was building. It'll be interesting what we learn in the coming days. I know there are additional emails that Josh sent right before his house went up in flames that have not been shared. although we still may not know exactly what happened to Susan, we can know there will be more answers and clues in the coming days.

I'm saddened I am no longer a part of the podcast in which I interviewed Kiirsi. I know I still haven't explained why, but today I am reminded about how much I desire to be a journalist. There are many voices that need to be heard, and angles that need to be shared. I hope to interview Kiirsi again one day. I hope she is able to find comfort, and I am praying for her. I loved being able to share the angle of Susan Powell's faith, and the love she had for her boys, her family and numerous friends.

I'm so grateful that Kiirsi shared.

Kiirsi Hellewell Interview about Susan Cox Powell

Blessings to all of Susan's friends and family. I'm so sorry for your pain. I am so sorry for the loss of two innocent lives. My prayers are with you.

i haven't let go of my new year aspirations

2012-02-04T02:33:00.004-07:00

Can January just be dubbed "transition month"?

There have been a lot of changes going on, and I'm working on so many ideas and goals, and thoughts about blog revamping that I haven't been a steady blogger. I have plans to change. It will change. I am going to be a guest blogger on Modern Mormon Men soon. I also am working on starting up another podcast. I am no longer doing the other podcast. [Sigh]. Transition month--see?

last sunday

I just got back from Vegas tonight. I worked there during the week, but also had fun attending a presidential candidate rally while i was there. I wondered why they only played country music, but someone's answer sufficed.

"Country music is the only genre that really transcends any generation gaps, along with classical and some religious. Since the latter two can't get a crowd cheering and hollering, country music is the genre of choice for these kinds of rallys."

makes sense.

post rally was enjoyed with friends at the Bellagio buffet. Not a good time to do a cleanse (another transition), but I'm jumping back on it tomorrow with my beets and kale. The steamed oysters and prime rib were worth the break. .. and the creme brulee.

the best feeling though: I can't wait to drink that spinach smoothie tomorrow morn! I'm getting healthier. It feels great. Glad to be home. Glad to be in my bed. Glad to be a netflix member as of tonight. Glad to be looking forward and smiling. Glad tomorrow is Saturday. I'm gonna sleep in, but not too much. Just the right amount. Something Goldilocks would approve of. That girl gets moderation.

my most recent vintage find

2012-01-26T12:56:00.000-07:00

I've learned my lesson and won't wear the green tights next time. Unfortunately, I asked the innocent bystander to snap the picture after I wore the dress so the Robbin Hood appeal wasn't noticed until post-church.I guess it's time i invest in a good full-length mirror.

free dress. pibbs exchange in SLC. I traded them something from my closet that cost a lot more than this dress, but still ... I like this number more. ... Fingers crossed that belts never go out of style again. They can make any vintage find work! To add to that list: Leggings. Leggings: please don't ever go out of style. You make life so comfortable, so easy, and so cheap! Shoulder pads: don't you ever come back. You were a bad idea to begin with.

always a good reason for a party

2012-01-22T22:13:00.000-07:00

my friend ben told me i should read a document he has on self-plagiarism, because he noted that i wrote a facebook status very similar to a tweet I had sent 24 hours earlier, and he was rather disappointed in me. I was simply flattered he saw both, and little does he know, a week later, I'm about to blog it, too.

But age 32 (which in my current age as of Tuesday) is the year the age jokes begin. "Happy 29th" says the cute boy I date, as he winks.

ugh.

but at least I've discovered a new milestone that i've now hit. next year, i can be considered mid-thirties. now that's a milestone. i think i'm gonna go throw up.

for the festivities, i enjoyed wearing a kimono, and had some of the best. sushi. ever.

it was such a fun party.

here's to 29! ;)

thank you bryn for a great gathering and beautiful home!

shane. micah. hailey. me. ben. adrian. pace.

sushi by chocolate

christine. lauren. kelsey.

my dad. clark and bethany. and my nephews came by.

gretchen. micah. jenny.

ben. lauren.

lauren. hannah.

What the?!?

2012-01-11T12:40:00.000-07:00

Loving this song. Loving the video! To use the literal definition of epic--this here is Epic. But what is most intriguing to me is the building at the very end of the music video. Is it, or is it not, a Mormon temple? There's no Moroni. Maybe it's a church building? It's a little bit 1960's, a little bit art deco, and it has some definite Ayn Rand Fountain Head appeal. But one thing's for certain, it has Utah LDS temple design written all over it. If it is a temple, which one is it?!

Airplane Day

2012-01-08T20:47:00.004-07:00

Happy 10th Airplane Day Ella!

Ella gets four days a year. (jealous). Her birthday. The day she flew to America--where we met her at the airport. The day she was officially adopted. And the day she became a U.S. citizen.

Today was Airplane Day.


lauren. ella. jamey.

Tonight, on Airplane day, we reminisced about Ella's first words (in English).

"What the heck"

"Oh Dang"

"Welcome to Loser-ville, Population You"

"I'm bored"

And my favorite: "I want to go to the bitch" (referring to the California beach).

"No Ella, it's beach, say BEEE-CH." Ella: "BIII-CH." It took her a couple of years to get that one down. Now, at 21-years-old, she is beautiful inside and out, graduating soon in environmental studies, speaks better English than me ..., er I? . She's hilarious, kind, and even though she took over the garage parking spot, I forgive her, because that's what sisters do.

Here's to airplane day!

My Ol' Book of Poetry Delivers

2012-01-06T00:37:00.003-07:00

Although posing with four handsome men may have been a bit of an indulgence, this photo taken last month wasn't about being a socialite. That is simply a poem I wrote back in 2007 that I discovered in my book of poetry recently. It made me smile, and I've decided to post it.

But back to the four handsome men--we are at the 3rd annual Governors Mansion Gala. These gentlemen were our hosts. It's an evening about close friends, with an excuse to get all gussied up. Tuxes? Yes please. I think Nate explained it best when he said during the evening: I wish I could bottle up the spirit that is in this room with my friends tonight, and keep it throughout the year.

It was a lovely evening. More photos to come. But remember? I still have to post those dang quail hunt pics!? Here we go again. I blame the holidays--100%--on being behind. With a pinch of A.D.D. and some wavering priorities. Throw in a dash of laziness and you've got me (pictured above, but now only available in Pajama bottoms and a stained t-shirt).

sweet

2012-01-03T00:24:00.000-07:00

I've never been more excited to go to bed. Clarity when I wake? Really?

Does this mean I'll understand what to do about my

aching, popping, crunching [shudder] neck and shoulder?

It's getting worse. I'm tired of walking around with my head tilted to one side.

What about world peace, and my ongoing dilemma with hair color?

Podcast issues--gone?

Free travel benefits discovered?

Breakfast served to me in bed?

sleep well.

The Cultural Hall is 21...

2012-01-02T02:05:00.000-07:00

It's been a while since I've posted a Cultural Hall Podcast Post, but it's been going strong. Have you listened yet? Will you listen to an episode if you haven't? (How was that for commitment pattern usage?)

Here are a few to choose from:

Emily Jensen (Deseret News Bloggernacle Reporter) You need good blogging tips? She gives great ones HERE. Learn about other awesome blogs as well.

Tom Worth and Full Circle ( A Christian Rock Band. Tom shares his conversion story, and Emily shares what it's like to be a widow in her 20's ... and what it was like for her to marry again after the tragedy). Listen HERE

Chet Cannon. What's it like to be a Reality T.V. star, now MTV host ... and Mormon? Check it out HERE. Chet and I grew up in the same ward, and taught a mission prep class together. It was fun interviewing him and learning more about a guy I already love.

We interviewed Kiirsi Hellewell on the date that marked 2 years since her best friends disappearance. Mormon mother Susan Powell vanished on December 6th 2009, and the missing persons case has been international news. Kiirsi talks about what kind of a woman Susan was, and shares with us Susan's testimony of the Savior. Things you'll never hear on Dateline or CNN. Listen HERE.

Keith Stubbs--Mormon Comedian, Host of the Stubbs Show, and owner of Wise Guys Comedy Club. Listen Here.

He's not Mormon, nor am I a part of this episode (Hey! This could appeal to a lot of people.) The one and only Jim Gaffigan. Don't know who he is? Wiki him. Sort of a big deal. Listen here.

Three return missionaries. Since then, they've each come out of the closet. They aren't going to church presently, but each one talks about their love of the gospel, they share their unique stories, and why they loved their missions. Oh, and I share my post mission story at the beginning of this podcast. "I once was blind, but now can see ..." or something like that. Listen HERE

Tell me what you think! Which one did you decide to listen to? Any you don't like? I wish I had a give away or something cool to add. I give you my love for listening. And my thanks. How's that? Feels good, right?

the official resolution post

2012-01-02T00:57:00.002-07:00

I recently typed up some goals ... but here's the official 2012 resolution list.

THE REGULARS:

I am healthy

cleanse with vicki talmage

fewer meds for migraines

chiropractor-healthier neck and shoulders

majority diet fruits and veggies

health insurance

I am wealthy

start business

make money aside from full time work

pay off 1/2 of student loans

savings.savings.savings.

I am fit

work out 15 minutes daily (no excuses)

work with personal trainer (first time for everything)

run 2 races this year

2012 ORIGINALS:

I am a journalist with a stronger voice
learn photography skills, work with my photography friends, and invest in a good camera

continue podcast ...bringing in a larger audience, as well as sponsors and/or more advertisers

travel and write and record my experiences

become a regular story teller --better my skills

continue my blog, but also write and contribute to other blogs, and see an article of mine published

learn better AP format (Use guidebook daily)

I have healthy relationships

(self explanatory)

plus...make more time to date

I will try something completely new in 2012 ..something I'm afraid of, but would be proud of.

stand up comedy

full marathon

no sugar (scary!)

or something else ... we shall see.

2011 in review ...or the highlights:

was laid off (always a good way to start a year)

got braces ... thank you invisilign! (and my flex spending account)

i moved back to Utah. I started a new job in PR

moved into a dining room. decorated it. best room i've ever had.

i ran a half marathon. (I never thought I could, or would)

I got better hold of my migraines ... i think. (no ER trips this year!) I found things that really helped.

I blogged. (I have the same amount of readers I did in January--ha! but I did it. I blogged)

I lost 5 lbs! Then I gained 13. this equals a 7 lb weight gain and one plus pant size. (I had a cake donut phase. what can I say)

enjoyed being in love ...

learned what my natural hair color looked like--"mousy dishwater dirty-ish" And I rocked it.

started esthetician school. dropped out of esthetician school. (ben w. ... you were right.)

went through hard times. But, I believe , I did it gracefully, and with strength and gratitude. And I learned.

started the podcast we've been talking about for three years. Have just under a thousand listeners per episode. www.theculturalhall.com

enjoyed the arizona sun (a few times)

did NOT get pneumonia (that was SO 2010)

learning better PR/news release skills

learned better interviewing skills

enjoyed a trip to Mexico before my passport officially expired. (finally. I hated that picture!)

made mistakes. still learning from them. Grateful to be learning.

made 800 bucks off of ebay selling my old clothes and thrift store finds

was able to spend more time with my mom, and with my family

i became a tweeter

i got into the bachelorette during the "bentley phase"... what a jerk!

met some incredible people. especially through the podcast.

bought my first lulu lemon pants. (there's no turning back now)

discovered the Ahh bra (and you should discover it, too)

learned some Photoshop skills

had fun with helvetica

became sort of anti-social this fall and winter. (sort of liked it)

tried some online dating (sort of really did not like it)

had a good transitional year.

flossed daily.

2012--I am so ready. as my friend Derk always says: Let's Do This.

Kelly, 2012, and a photoshop find!

2012-01-01T16:54:00.007-07:00

The best part of the holidays (beyond the truffles) are all of the friends that come into town. Kelly was in SLC for three days, and we were able to go to lunch. I needed this lunch! Kelly and I both did broadcasting together during college. A year after graduation we met up when we both realized we weren't doing what we dreamed of doing--journalism. So together we decided to do the same reporting workshop in L.A. and landed our first jobs. Right now she is the main anchor in Rochester, Minnesota. So happy for her! We call each other up when we need some inspiration. This meal was definitely an inspiration for me (and I mean inspiration beyond the Pork Salad). Thanks Kelly for making this happen, and lifting my spirits.

On a separate note: I found a fabulous list of free Photoshop actions! (the exclamation point is in reference to the "free") I'm having fun. Check them out here. And here are a few of the actions in action below. Oh yeah, And Happy New Year! Whew... I'm behind the times. I'll get caught up. Just watch. It's gonna be a great twenty-twelve! (Love positive reinforcement). It WILL BE a great year. Did you see how I did that there? I heart 2012 already!


the "original" Lauren and Kelly at Cafe Rio (special thanks to Liz Baucom for taking this pic!)

That was a lot of Photoshopping. And I did it all while being lazy in my bed, but lay off. It's a New Years Resolution to find FREE (!) stuff, and use it. One thing's for sure after looking at these pics. 2012 will be the year of the blond. Look out bleach, I'm bringing you back into my life, and soon. Also, shirt I got on the streets in Guatemala 8 years ago ought to be retired. But what else would I wear to the Sunday Summer Drum Circles at Liberty Park? I'll just have to hold onto it.

Ugly Sweaters with a Cause

2011-12-24T13:39:00.002-07:00

The annual Christmas Soiree got even better this year.

Lauren. Caroline. Sweater Soiree 2011

(Is that possible?!) The party has been an annual tradition for quite a few years now. And Miaken's Christmas Sweater Calendars have been going ever since.


Calendar Girls 2008.

This years calendar is hotter than ever. Well done Miaken! And it's all going towards a great cause.

Here are just a few of the featured months.

A portion of the proceeds go towards Project Renew. Click HERE to purchase the calendar. It might not make it before Christmas, but it'll make it before the New Year! And that's 12 months of Sweater-filled goodness. Is it hot in here?!?

From Suresh Subasinghe ... our dear family friend

2011-12-23T12:15:00.000-07:00

Jibjabs seem to get better every year, no? This one captures my father well. Thanks Suresh. It made me laugh. Feliz Navidad right backatcha.

Here's to Christmas Street

2011-12-21T16:05:00.000-07:00

I'll never forget riding in the family van, listening to Bing Crosby's Christmas CD (er, back then I guess it was a tape), and looking at all of the beautiful lights up and down Christmas Street. The line of cars went forever. I think it was this moment that I knew just how much I loved Christmas. More than 20 years later, compared to the houses with lights that dance and are synced to music, Christmas Street isn't much to look at, and the line may not be as long. But just like Bing, it'll never get old. Here's to Christmas Street.

Christmas with the Combs

2011-12-19T23:27:00.002-07:00

This

is my f

avorite Christ

mas card of the seaso

n. I didn't get the Obama's card

this year, (I moved in March. Do they not ha

ve my address?) But whatever. this one would still win.

||||

goals

2011-12-15T01:03:00.002-07:00

I am healthy

I am wealthy

I am in shape

I am scheduled

I am successful

I am influential

I am helpful
I am in love

I am energetic

I am grateful

I am blessed

and those are my goals. I don't believe in saying: "I want to be ..." or "I will be ... " As James Allen stated in his book As a Man Thinketh:

“The outer conditions of a person's life will always be found to be harmoniously related to his inner state...

Men do not attract that which they want, but that which they are.”

And therefore ... I am.

.tucson.summer.2011.

If you thought the snuggie was brilliant...

2011-12-12T21:54:00.004-07:00

I dare say: Have you tried Jumpin' Jammerz?

Dear Jumpin' Jammerz:

Your website models are looking a little trashy. How about going moreso for the "girl next door" look? I'll make this easy for you. This is me in a medium.

Slimming, no? to my friend who sent me this early Christmas gift: thank you! How'd you know?
If I were rich, I'd say Jumpin' Jammerz for all! Maybe one day when I'm mayor.
Which one is your favorite?

The Porch--The Art of Storytelling

2011-12-10T20:27:00.001-07:00

I was asked to be a Story Teller at The Porch, in Provo last night.


In Provo. Coat: From Deseret Industries Thrift Store in Pocatello

Telling my Christmas Story

Afterwards, we went next door to the tiny Indian Grocery Store (Still open at 11:30 pm) and bought some late dinner to celebrate my first story telling moment (masala cup o' noodles!)

As far as my story goes---let's just say the Christmas of 1992 was fairly memorable. My family traveled to Pocatello, Idaho to celebrate with my grandma. My dad and brother decided to bring the gifts up on the 24th. At close to 8 PM on Christmas Eve, my mom got a call from my dad--They were almost there, but they just noticed that the pack on top of the car (where the gifts were stored) was empty. They were turning back to look for them and had contacted the highway patrol. My mom and I rushed to K-mart where we purchased enough toys for my little brothers to open in the morning. (15 minutes before they closed). My brother and dad returned, only finding familiar looking wrapping paper and an empty Gap shopping bag on the side of the freeway at the Utah/Idaho border. Most of my older brothers gifts had been inside the car. I was told that I was such a good girl Santa Claus scattered my gifts across Utah and Idaho for all of the needy boys and girls.

True story. And I can appreciate it a lot more now that I'm no longer 12-years-old. I think the audience liked it too. Merry Christmas! May your gifts not fall off the top of your car, and may you also enjoy some egg nog.

conference tweeting

2011-12-09T10:13:00.005-07:00

Richie gave me a pretty hard time about tweeting a Mormon General Conference quote back in October. I get it. I became "one of them". Those people who tweet and retweet every inspirational, supposed life-altering message they come across. They fill their statuses with touching one-liners, musical lyrics, or quotes taken from the Tony Robbins Foundation. (i <3 tony!)

So call me cliche. I was proud of my first conference tweet. ( i <3 tweets from @laurenruthie) And I was touched with what Mrs. Dalton had to say about fatherhood.

I've always held to the belief that when two people become one, and are married, they are committing to put each other first. They are both the others priority. It seems logical, but I wonder how common it is? I'm definitely not claiming this from experience (obviously) but I believe that the best thing a married couple could do for their children is to show love and compassion, first and foremost, for each other. And this is why I just...couldn't...help...myself, but to tweet the wise and inspirational words of Elaine Dalton. And it's also why I decided to have fun with photoshop yesterday. (i <3 photoshop). not to mention, i'm avoiding laundry. (i <3 avoiding).

If you would like a copy, I have a much larger file I can email. Just let me know.

and she's back...

2011-12-08T10:10:00.000-07:00

Sabbatical was great. Did you get the postcard I sent?

Does anyone want to join me at the Thrift Store sometime? I always love company. To me, it's like a treasure hunt. And I am starting to realize that the majority of my clothes come from Deseret Industries thrift or Savers. A lot of my room decor does, too. I'll try to highlight my thrift finds more, or attempt to point out something purchased 2nd hand. A dear friend suggested I do. So...here's my first go. A few of my dresses from D.I.

lauren. annie. stacy.

ONE DAY LEFT! ...plus about 10 hours. I miss you blog. (EOM)

2011-12-06T23:27:00.002-07:00

It's not you, it's me.

2011-12-01T20:23:00.000-07:00

Call this period a sabbatical. I'll be back in 9 months.*

... kidding.

6 days. (how does that sound?)

<p><p><a href="http://www.7is7.com/otto/countdown.html?year=2011&month=12&date=8&hrs=10&ts=24&tz=local&min=10&sec=17&lang=en&show=dhms&mode=r&cdir=down&bgcolor=%23FFFFFF&fgcolor=%23000000&title=Lauren%27s%20Sabbatical%20Comes%20to%20an%20End">Lauren's Sabbatical Comes to an End</a></p></p>

* a special thanks to this posts guest font: Courier. It's always nice to see an old friend.

funny?

2011-11-18T13:57:00.000-07:00

today was the day...

2011-11-16T22:10:00.001-07:00

it really hit. I get it. I know I've gained some weight. Check. I don't weigh myself. (I know better), but I understand that my skinny jeans don't fit. check. I'm not in denial. ...At least I didn't think I was. But today, I was late. So I grabbed a dress that I knew would be easy to throw on, so I could run out the door. Oh, guess who couldn't zip that dress up?? Guess who asked her mom to help, and finally had to tell her mom to give up. Many people have "Skinny clothes". I do. I have those clothes that I know only fit me at my smallest. I avoid those clothes currently. This dress: Not in that category. This was in the category of "Trustworthy and reliable."

Blast.

I knew I had to do some positive thinking today, though. It never helps to panic. I went around saying to myself all day: "I am skinny. I am skinny. There is nothing to worry about. Ain't no thing that dress didn't fit. It's the dresses fault. My body looks great. I am fit. I am healthy. I am OK.

Then, I bought a chocolate truffle (don't judge, it has fewer carbs than a donut. Plus it was a Whole Foods special. Organic equals fewer calories, no?) And then I made this, so I could avoid cleaning my room. but also to remember that no matter what that &%$# dress says, I still say I'm fabulous. And my mom thinks so, too.

love for Sister Love

2011-11-15T17:04:00.001-07:00

There were so many times I wanted to stand up and shout Hallelujah! during our interview with Mia Love. She is a voice for African Americans, a voice for Women, and a voice of empowerment for everyone--encouraging everyone to be their best, and to serve. Not to mention--How she became interested in the Mormon church at as a young adult, is pretty hilarious. Mia's parents were immigrants from Haiti. Born in NYC and raised between there and Connecticut, she has accomplished so much in her life. She is the first African American Women to serve as a City Mayor in Utah, is raising strong children, and is considering a run for Congress. And...she's only 35. I know you'll be inspired with what she has to say:

Listen HeRe...

Thank you for being a guest on The Cultural Hall, Mia. We were honored.

sometimes a dress can make me happy

2011-11-14T00:44:00.000-07:00

Is it OK to admit that? At least I felt happy on Saturday when I bought her, and today when I wore her. Right now, most of the dresses I own are from Thrift stores. It's a fun hobby--to find all of your clothes 2nd hand. But every once in a while, a sale at my fave clothing store can be just as terrific.

Welcome to my 10 foot make-shift closet. I'll promise to do my best to hang you up after every wear. You do me a favor and cover my plus 10. Deal? Deal. And please don't get dirty. You're dry clean only, so don't make this difficult.

will you pray?

2011-11-10T19:02:00.001-07:00

Life is precious. Being born healthy, and working just right, is a miracle. Life, and health, is a tremendous blessing.

Please pray for baby Luke. That he too will have the blessing of life, and a healthy, working body. His parents discovered, days after he was born, that he had only half a heart. He's recovering now from his first of three surgeries. Please keep Luke, and his family, in your prayers. thank you. As for me: I plan to be more grateful, and aware of every moment I am given.

thank you for your prayers.

remember when...

2011-11-09T22:48:00.007-07:00

Remember when I said I was going to post photographs of last months Quail Hunt?

and I haven't yet.

Doubt not, fear not.

They are coming.

Until then...another teaser.

Once upon a time...

We almost hit Wilbur with our four-wheeler, but luckily not. I jumped off to take a pic. You would think i was afraid of this fellow. How do you know for sure that desert turtles don't bite? Plus, they're so fast, no?

But I warmed up to Wilbur a bit.

And a bit more.

Then, the local desert boy came along and showed me how it was really done.

OMG--I'm holding Wilbur! And he is HEAVY. (cap-worthy heavy)

You didn't have to wait long...

2011-11-07T11:58:00.004-07:00

Part 2 with Mitch Mayne is already up. Take a listen. I can't wait to take him shopping! :)

UPDATE: Here is a blog I wrote about the Mitch Mayne interview on www.theculturalhall.com

The amount of feedback and listeners we’ve received since posting Episodes 13 and 14 with Mitch Mayne show me just how many people are searching for answers when it comes to understanding our homosexual brothers and sisters. And Richie and I are among you—also searching and trying to understand. Brother Mayne has been a bridge, so it seems, to bring light to the world of being both Mormon and gay. I think that soon we’ll have many more members who act as bridges, but Brother Mayne will always be remembered as one of the originals. One who was willing to share his experience, his testimony, his hope for the future, and most of all—his deep and personal relationship with the Savior. And for that, I thank him.

I received a letter from a friend, who spoke about how Mayne’s interview moved him. He requested to remain anonymous, but said I could share his words.

“I was touched and enlightened by Mitch Mayne’s thoughts on “owning your relationship with the Savior.” This struck me powerfully. No one can dictate or control or even fully understand your relationship to God. And you alone have that unique relationship and can choose how you participate in it whether you are gay, straight, married, divorced, single, old, young, active, inactive, etc., etc., etc. I enjoy your light approach to our Mormon culture, but I was surprised how your guest started me–a straight, middle-aged, rather cynical LDS guy– thinking. This intelligent gay man inspired me and I felt moved to take some steps to alter my relationship with the Savior. Mayne taught me something about spiritual yearning and reminded me how powerful the spirit moves in each of us. This seemed all the more profound for me because he is gay. Thank you for this interview.”

Some people expressed disagreement in Mayne’s sexuality, strongly believing it was a choice. Some thanked him, because they too were gay and Mormon, and were attempting to collide these worlds in the way that Mayne had. But no matter the view, I don’t believe anyone can deny the spirit, or the strength that Brother Mayne carried as he spoke of his relationship with the Savior and his love of the gospel. Whatever we each brought away from this interview with our Brother Mitch Mayne, I hope that the one thing we can all agree on is a loving God, and that we truly are all brothers and sisters—here to care for each other and lift one another up. Mayne has lifted me with his sincere testimony.

I also know many more are talking, sharing, and many continue to listen. Please share your thoughts. Share what you have taken from this podcast, and let us know. No matter your view, it is worth sharing as we are all brothers and sisters. And we are all in this thing called life, together.

-Lauren

Mitch Mayne-my newest unattainable crush.

2011-11-06T21:45:00.000-07:00

Brandon Flowers is married. Paul Rudd--also taken. (and Jewish). Dieter Uchtdorf married (and born about 30 years too early, on the wrong continent). But Mitch Mayne--he's Mormon, kind, spiritual, happy, intelligent, educated, SINGLE...and [sigh] he's gay. [really big sigh].

Interviewing Brother Mayne for The Cultural Hall was an absolute highlight. He's a man who has learned how to bring his two worlds--his religion and his sexuality--together, and "owns" his relationship with the Savior. He is openly gay and serves as Executive Secretary in his church ward in San Francisco. He has also served as a Sunday school teacher for the youth in his church, and currently is a voice for those seeking to understand. He's humble about this aspect of his life, though. He says he didn't plan to be a voice, but is simply a man placed in a remarkable situation, with a story to tell.

Richie, Mitch, and I were enjoying the interview so much, that we ended up talking for two hours, and so this particular podcast is divided into two parts.

Here is part 1. Part 2 to follow in a few days. I hope you enjoy getting to know Mitch as much as I did. You likely have questions. So did we. And we asked them all.

p.s. Happy 25th Birthday To my brother Jamey! (And happy 71st to Dieter Uchtdorf.) I wish you both a wonderful year.

celebrity sighting

2011-11-03T11:49:00.001-06:00

Look who I ran into on Halloween?!? It's totally like my fave resurrected Nephite record keeper!

lauren. moroni.

i'm a commercial star.

2011-11-02T11:19:00.027-06:00

It's official! Up next, infomercials! Really thinking about an agent.

tomorrows interview!

2011-10-30T22:18:00.001-06:00

I know I've been overloading this blog with podcast stuff, rather than getting to the Quail Hunt--which I know you're all waiting for (for good reason), but I'm very excited about tomorrow's guest and I wanted to share the good news! Anyone who may have questions, please let me know--I will make sure to ask Mitch! And that is tomorrows guest: Mitch Mayne. An openly gay Mormon who was called as executive Secretary in his home ward in San Francisco. He's been making the headlines, and also has a website where you can learn more: http://www.mitchmayne.com/ I know I have a lot of questions, and I've heard from Mormons and non-Mormons alike who are plenty curious. So please, ask away and listen later this week @ www.Theculturalhall.com

also... memories from last months St George trip:

creepy?

2011-10-28T17:33:00.003-06:00

Just in time for Halloween. You're at work. You get a notification from a friend you haven't seen in quite a while that you've been tagged in a facebook pic of his. You log on and see that the pic was taken about, oh, maybe 30 seconds ago? You look around and ask if anyone saw somebody in the office. Nope. You wonder how in the world he could have placed the colorful leaf on your head, (the one you picked up on the way into work because you thought it was beautiful), snapped a pic, and disappeared. You also wonder where you learned to slouch, and if you really should purchase that posture-brace, the one you saw in the Airlines Sky Mall catalog last week.

thank you mr. harmsen.

Happy Halloween Weekend! I'm at work late, right now, looking just like this pic (to give you a visual, yes, this is me, today). But hopefully my backs a bit straighter now. What is everyones costume? I'm still deciding. But since I'm doing the symphony tonight, and am busy tomorrow, maybe I won't be needing a costume? what a bummer. I'm going to have to find some place to go! Surely there's a party Monday. Anyone??

I know!

2011-10-27T20:43:00.001-06:00

I'm behind! But I'm trying! (trying counts for a lot). Surviving while trying is worth even more points. I'm doing both, so I'm pretty dang proud. But yeah, I know.
And here are the last two podcasts. Enjoy...especially if you've yet to listen. This is your time to embrace the world that is the podcast.

Episode 11

Episode 12

today was the best day...ever!

2011-10-24T22:02:00.002-06:00

You know why? I got braces. but guess who got invisilign braces? This girl! Right here. The one typing. Yep, her. The one who no longer has a lisp!

I do still get to be metal mouth in the near future, but my merciful dentist declared that for the first 6 months, invisilign should do the trick. Then it's elastics and all that stuff I missed out on in junior high.

Being that I keep two blogs these days: (you can check out my other posts at www.theculturalhall.com) I'll be highlighting my podcast blog once a week. so yeah, it's gonna be Mormon-ish stuff-ish.

This is what I do on Sundays, post family dinner. I brainstorm Mormon Blog topics. If you have any, feel free to share, (no, but really). Last night it was putting together my many months of intense research on the questions people have about Mormons. Now, mind you, this isn't an international study. This study took place within the 48 states. One day when I get a team together, and do some fundraising, I'll take this abroad. Until then...here's a summary: (special thanks to our sponsor: Google)

hmmmm....no one's wondering too much about the men.

My lovely Sisters in Zion

nope, no ones really wondering. Zip. 00.00 questions.

It's the "glow"

Research Study Conclusion: Mormons have a thing for Magnets, and the world is trying to understand. I wish, as a Mormon, I could answer the magnet questions, but this is the first I've ever heard of them. If anyone can teach me about Mormons and magnets, please do. Secondly: Mormon men are spoiled. But I've always known this. Ladies, as I've always said: "If you got it, Flaunt it!" Flaunt that Mormonism! Third: Yes, I am a Christian. and I worship Jesus Christ. Take that, Robert Jeffress. And may Google users land on this page to answer that question. Amen. ...P.S. I thank thee for invisilign.

"so much i want to do...so little time"

2011-10-20T23:11:00.001-06:00

Do you know the origin of that quote? I assume it comes from numerous sources, but after a google search it's between The White Rabbit in Alice and Wonderland, Willy Wonka, or Winston Churchill. Today I say it. And despite a smidget of anxiety, (okay, a heap of smidgets), I say it with a smile as I set my alarm for 4 AM. I have delightfully looked at many of my dear friends blogs tonight, and have admittedly been misty-eyed by photos of their lovely families, and writings of their moments. Time is flying. And there is so much to do--in an hour, in a day, and in a year. In a lifetime. Thank you to all those who are blogging. I am so grateful you would share your worlds with me, because I know each of you must also agree with the quote by White Willy Winston. May we all find time to slow down.

Cultural Hall Podcast: Episode Ten

2011-10-19T17:54:00.001-06:00

I loved getting to know Branden Campbell. If you're not sure you know who the Neon Tree's are, it's likely you've heard the song above. And that is Neon Trees, an alternative rock band, whose members all happen to be Mormon.

Brother Campbell called us from Florida, where the band was performing in concert with Duran Duran. Their tour bus had broke down, and the Duran Duran tour bus was on the way to the rescue. Campbell compared it to the Martin Handcart Company coming to save the pioneers who had left too late in the season, and that one of the Duran Duran members had dressed up like Brigham Young. (I laughed pretty hard at that one).

Ok, but in all seriousness, the interview was very cool. Campbell spoke about growing up in Vegas and becoming interested in Mormonism in high school. As a senior he'd wake up early to attend early morning seminary. At 19 he converted, and on his personal facebook page, he mentions that he is: “Mo to the Core.” We talked to him about what that statement means to him. When he called back, post Duran Duran rescue, I felt we really got to the meat of the interview. He talked about how being in a rock band doesn’t mean you have to live the “rock band lifestyle.” (he’s been married for 11 years, is a family man, and teaches the Elders Quorum in church—when he’s not rocking out). He said that Mormonism doesn’t mean he can’t do certain things. He dislikes the Provo-trendy t-shirts that say: “I can’t. I’m Mormon” because he believes it’s the other way around. That he can do anything he wants, and that he has every choice in the world, and that being a Mormon has only opened up opportunities to him. He said the band prays together before every concert performance, giving thanks to God.
...I won’t say anymore. You can just listen to the episode here. And as always, I would love to know what you think!

please like us on facebook, and head to www.theculturalhall.com for earlier episodes!

the ril raisin ah cum ta toosin

2011-10-18T10:53:00.001-06:00

That's my attempt at speakin' heel-billy. I likely failed, and so to translate, it says: "The real reason I came to Tucson" Below is what ya call a teaser. Wait til ya'll see the rest of them pics. comin' soon!

That's me in the middle, with the sunglasses.

What do you do for your family reunions? Any fun or crazy traditions? Anything as cool as a quail hunt?

made in tucson with love:

2011-10-12T21:24:00.004-06:00

once again...

2011-10-11T20:14:00.002-06:00

I'm in the land of Tucson. Can't seem to get enough of this pace. I mean, place. (although the slower pace is always an added pleasure.) From Elko, to Pocatello, to St. George, to Tucson. My weekly western travels have come to a wonderful end. Thanks for the delicious food step-daddy. and thanks Ruthanne for a gift I'm so excited to give my madre! (Ruthanne has named me creative director, and she was the producer of the said gift.) I'll share pics tomorrow, but not tonight since we don't want to spoil any surprises for Mama J.!

tucson, arizona

any ideas for a good title?

2011-10-08T19:19:00.001-06:00

did i tell you i went to bear lake? nope. i didn't. but it was an august highlight.


bear lake raspberry shakes. jeremy. dan. lauren. chandler.

ok, my carb obsession has got to end...

2011-10-08T13:05:00.004-06:00

have you tried the "fat booth" app yet?

Del Parson--LDS Artist, and now a Cultural Hall Podcast Guest

2011-10-07T12:32:00.001-06:00

Mormons and Non-Mormons alike recognize this famous painting and print

Christ in the Red Robe, By Del Parson, 1983

It's personally one of my favorite depicitions of Christ. In fact, it is one of the only 20th Century paintings of Christ I really love. And I've had it displayed in my bedroom now, for years. I was very honored to have the artist--Del Parson--as a guest on the Cultural Hall. And it's why I was in St. George last weekend. Parson lives in Cedar City, and hence our podcast road trip. We did the show live for Cedar City's Power 91 Radio Station, and used their wonderful facilities. Thank you! A big Thanks To Del Parson. He's lived a lot of life, and not without tragedy. He lost his first wife, and a young daughter to a car accident in 1979. He talks about it in the podcast. It's a pretty incredible story. We also get the lighter side of Parson. Find out what he did so that he would no longer have to feel guilty watching football on Sunday! This is a man who is incredibly humble. Despite painting hundreds of the LDS church's most sought after paintings, most don't know the man behind the canvas. In fact, he teaches the 16-year-olds in Sunday School, and even if he uses his prints from the Church's library for lessons, he doesn't even tell those kids he painted them! I really enjoyed this conversation with such a remarkable man. Listen here. View and purchase Parson's art here. And like us on facebook here.

thanks for your support. Let me know how we can improve the Cultural Hall, and if you've listened, please share!

richy. del parson. lauren.

(and look at my adorably chubby face...i really have been enjoying the said carbs.)

mmmaybe??

2011-10-06T20:26:00.004-06:00

Or what about Chocolate Diet Coke with Bacon? Chocolate Cherry Diet Coke with Bacon? Oh, or how 'bout... A Diet Coke with Bacon Float?! Now we're on to something.

conference weekend facials

2011-10-05T15:08:00.003-06:00

Believe it or not, Annie even let me apply a chemical peel. (I don't know what she was thinking either). We went for lactic acid rather than that Hades specialty I did last month, and I had her sign a consent to treat ...No, not really, but I did tell her she couldn't sue. (fingers crossed).

holly. annie. lauren.

thoughts on a tuesday

2011-10-04T13:08:00.006-06:00

Where did these days go? And will they return?

Something to aspire to?

Me at 80? Definitely. I'll have a variety of wigs I'll switch up, wear way too much Chanel and say: "Hello Dahling" to everyone I meet and greet--from the grocery store clerk, to my dog walker, and to the numerous politicians I know on a first name basis. It'll be fabulous dahling!

Elko...finally the pics

2011-10-03T12:19:00.001-06:00

meeting and cuddling with new baby Andy (congrats mom and dad for a beautiful new boy!)

Elko Sky--beautiful at any time of day.

Annie. Lauren.

Smores. Lauren. Nathan.

My uchtdorf crush is growing...

2011-10-02T10:58:00.001-06:00

Yetserday I drove from Pocatello to St. George--as we're taking The Cultural Hall on it's first road trip to snag some special interviews. Back to SLC this evening.

As for today, I am soaking in the 181st session of General Conference, (a special conference that Mormon church members around the world watch every April and October). And oh, I'm watching it on a big screen T.V. While chilling on a cozy leather couch. Thanks to Renee and Paul for such a lovely place to rest my head. And to my two road trip buddies--Annie and Holly--thanks for being here, and for validating my apostle crush. To Dieter Uchtdorf--the very good looking, wise, and spiritual apostle with the fabulous German accent--you've got a very special fan in St. George right now! :)

To our podcast listeners , thank you! To Alex Kirry and Ethan Millard of KSL's Nightside Project--thanks for being our guests!

"We have finally reached the age of podcast accountability with episode 8. We are joined by Alex Kirry and Ethan Millard from the “Nightside Project” over on KSL (1160AM or 102.7FM in Salt lake City)
Ethan and Alex share what it is like to work in media AND work for an arm of the Church (Mormon Church-just in case you wondered)
Alex Kirry vs “The Book of Mormon” Musical, I am betting on Alex to win that fight based on his explanation in this episode.
We are all hoping that Lauren will take the advice from this podcast and “Get Help” in order to GET MARRIED!
…and here is hoping that I get feeling better so that I don’t continue to sound like I should be sitting in a large rocking chair eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. (Lemme know if you get this reference)
With that…We’ll be saving a seat for you, on the back row, of The Cultural Hall
Richie T and Lauren"

LISTEN HERE (you know you want to)

Last weekend: Elko. Today: Pocatello.

2011-09-30T09:40:00.007-06:00

Sorta random (to use an adjective of the season), but I am in Pocatello teaching people about head lice. This is what you get to do when you're a Communcations Specialist. This video was shot at 6:30 this morning. 9-year-old Taylor was a rock star and let me pick her up at 5:45am! Thanks Taylor! And thanks to KPVI for having us.

I'm loving these ladies!

2011-09-29T00:05:00.001-06:00

Two Utah natives--twins--named Lexie and Lindsay Kite--decided while in college that it was time to start an organization to uplift and encourage girls and women, everywhere. That's how Beauty Redefined started. I've been their Facebook fan for about 4 years now, but now, in 2011, their message is really taking off! they're in the media spotlight. They spoke at BYU in Provo today. I love what they do! I don't know them personally, but I hope one day to meet them, and thank them. I even have Lindsay's number in my phone (got it from someone who knows her, but I've yet to use it). :) I love what they stand for and what they are a part of! Like them on facebook here. Check out their website here. And enjoy this fabulous article on photoshopping right here. I'd love to have these sisters on The Cultural Hall podcast! And that's a good reason to finally use that phone number. Maybe next month? Until then, a fabulous quote from our girl Kelly Clarkson.

“My happy weight changes,” Clarkson says in the September issue of SELF. “Sometimes I eat more; sometimes I play more. I’ll be different sizes all the time. When people talk about my weight, I’m like, ‘You seem to have a problem with it; I don’t. I’m fine!’ I’ve never felt uncomfortable on the red carpet or anything.”

Ironically, she said that for an interview featured in THIS magazine. An issue about SELF CONFIDENCE. Ugh.


these photographs of Kelly were taken in the same month.

But even if the magazine editors are lame, and photo-shopping half her body weight off is SUPER lame, Kelly's quote rings true. Thanks Ms. Clarkson! And ya know, that's just what I needed to hear right now. My weight also goes up and down. I expect it to and plan on it. And I've gained about 5 plus pounds since I ran my half marathon. I'm eating more and working out less. I've kinda been obsessed with carbs lately (and donuts, and bread pudding), and THAT'S OKAY. Life, and everything that comes with it, ebbs and flows. and so do our bodies. And either way, we should cherish and love those bodies. Love even the features that drive you crazy (i <3 muffin top). And realize that is YOU, and beautiful. Love those months you gain, as much as you love the months you lose! It's a part of the process--it's life and the human condition, and a part of all we experience. Embrace it. Love what your body is doing. And my one rule: unless I just want to see what Bradgelina is up to, or how Katie is dressing Suri these days...I stay away from the magazines in the checkout lines. :) Thanks for doing what you are doing Lexie and Lindsay! Hope to meet you soon. And best of luck!

the downside of smart phones

2011-09-27T21:06:00.000-06:00

Sometimes you leave your charger at work. even when you say to yourself 50 times throughout the day: "Make sure to not forget your charger, Lauren. DO NOT leave your charger at work." Then when you get home and realize you left your charger at work ,and your phones battery takes its last breath, it's hard not to notice your smart phone is your email, your morning alarm, your wrist watch, your newspaper, your navigation system, your calculator, and your camera, ...oh, and your phone. And all of a sudden you wonder how you could be so dependent on something that you didn't even own until March.

...it sucks.

But, I still have my computer. And here I sit. No photos to show you from my weekend excursion, except for one. (the rest of the images are tucked nicely away in my phone).


Did you know Elko's pretty much the gold mining capital of the U.S.? Does Glen Beck know? someone tell him!

It was actually the most fun weekend I've had in a while. Photos to come. What did we do in Elko, Nevada, you ask? Um, more like what DIDN'T we do?!

P.S. Also, Tomorrow on the Cultural Hall Podcast, we'll be interviewing Alex Kirry and Ethan Millard of KSL's Nightside Project. Any questions you'd like me to ask them, leave 'em here, or catch me on FB.

tonight, i am the luckiest lady alive.

2011-09-26T22:54:00.002-06:00

I got back from the said special location last night, and thought I'd be sharing, but that is going to have to wait for another day.

when I arrived home from work tonight, my mom told me a package was waiting. Weird, I thought. I don't think I ordered anything. But my mom was right (moms always are). Sitting on the hall table was a rather large package.

[but wait, before I continue let me catch you up on last week. (...fade out.) ]

Not all of my blog readers follow me on the Twitter (ahem, @laurenruthie) but this was written by yours truly Wednesday night via tweet.

tweet one: "Brother left town. left his dog without asking anyone to take care of it. 7 pairs of shoes chewed up in one day."

tweet two: "that was a venting tweet. Soon I'll just be sad, not mad. And mourn. Then I'll move forward wearing flip flops."

tweet three: "The dog only likes my favorite, most expensive shoes. He left the flip flops alone. [sigh] [weep]"

Those tweets pretty much sum up the tragic scenario of September 20th. And I haven't gotten over it. Now, let's get back to tonight. [...fade out]

The package sat on the table still, while I examined the label. From "Friend of Tweet Bird," it said.

Still confused, and now pretty excited, I opened the package...

and I couldn't believe what I found--I've been on a high ever since.


I'm still debating which pair I should wear tomorrow? I love them all!!

Inside was a note: from one of my Twitter followers; also a dear friend: "...I hope you like the selection, which process was not for the faint of heart. A Tweet-bird told me you could use a few pairs of these. I figured it was good to help a girl restock."

I know, right?! I can't believe it! Dreamland. I know I don't necessarily deserve this gift, and I am so overwhelmingly touched. What thoughtfulness. I feel loved. I feel thought of. I feel spoiled. Thank you! ...I also feel a bit guilty for those negative tweets I sent. oops. :)

As for which pair I'm wearing tomorrow: It's between the gold ones or the camel-colored ones. I can't decide.

Cultural Hall Podcast: Episode Seven

2011-09-24T11:27:00.001-06:00

And ya'll thought I'd be leaving ya without a post today. Wrong. Remember? I've been re-motivated and am going to be a reliable blogger you can count on for an almost-daily read. Check out episode seven while I returneth from the special location/vacation. Let me know what you think. I'd LOVE it if you'd let me know your thoughts. Thanks beforehand for such a gift.

road trip

2011-09-23T18:03:00.011-06:00

I am headed to a super special location tonight! Super duper-ish special. I know yesterdays post took us to Narnia Squared, but this place is pretty great, too. And I might be out of blogging commission until I returneth. (like in 24 to 48 hours depending on stuff).

So, until then, ponder on this: "Would you rather have legs the size of your arms, or arms the size of your legs??" Any insightful answers can be left in the comment box. (hint, hint--yeah, you). I go back and forth, and I'm sick of it keeping me up at night.

With Genevieve Judge--my fellow Idaho reporter. She's now rocking the reporting world in Florida! She's seriously so talented! She came for a visit this month. So great to catch up!

P.S. Happy birthday dear brother Adrian. And if it's your birthday too, then, By Golly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

donut or doughnut?

2011-09-22T20:11:00.005-06:00

cupcakes were so 2008. cake pops were like, so july. donuts are making the comeback, but krispie kremes are so 2000. meet my friends from "Beyond Glaze" in slc.

Madam Maple Bacon (their most popular seller) . Sir Old Fashioned. Prince Peanut Butta' chocolate. and Your Highness Cookies n' creme

I'd been seeing the billboards, but had yet to stop in the new shop. But that all changed when I decided to get an oil change and car wash--the day fate was on my side. I noticed the shop was around the corner from the ol' Super Sonic. I ventured inside the wardrobe-like closet door...only to discover Lucy, Aslan, and some magical donuts. I bought four with the intention of sharing with my mom and friend. And when I finally made it through the forest and back to the car wash: my vehicle was still enjoying his scrub down. So there in the Super Sonic, I decided to have a bite...just a bite...of each one. (some people refer to such a thing as a "sampling").

It was at this point that I realized I had three choices in what most refer to as a "choose your own adventure" plot. I could either a) give them to my mom and simply explain why the maple bacon no longer had any bacon on its disturbed outer shell, or 2) I could keep eating them (which would likely happen if I chose option a) anyway. Or IV) I could toss the donuts before I ate another bite and laid in the fetal position for the rest of the day wondering why I just ate 4 donuts...and have a muffin top. I chose option IV. I took pics just so people would believe me--I really saw these. Aslan saw them. Lucy saw them. (And the Professor backed me up). I ate them. They were delicious. The bacon--mmmmm. A recommend for anyone in the SLC area? Indeed. There is also a shop in Murray, Utah. I guess that city started the craze. (nothing against Murray-Dwellers, but who-wuduv-thunk?) I guess I should give them more credit though--worlds first KFC! worlds first David Archuleta! Now: worlds first Beyond Glaze Donut Shop! Go Murray! the Colonel would be so proud!

utar styte fayer! [utah state fair]

2011-09-21T22:47:00.004-06:00


jenny. gretchen. lauren.

and in fair-like fashion, we invested in some fried dough, used lots of anti-bacterial, and made sure that jenny got over her childhood fear of goats. I mean, what didn't we do?!?

this post dedicated to lindy

2011-09-20T20:06:00.001-06:00

i've never dedicated a post to anyone--this is my first! but i got to go to dinner with some fabulous ladies the other night, and while enjoying our meal lindy told me how much she loved my blog. this meant a lot, because...

a) we all know how much i love validation

b) i know i read my blog. but i wonder sometimes why exactly.

c) to hear someone else reads it, and finds it the least bit entertaining motivated/motivates me to keep on writing.

Just because i am working full time, recording a podcast, and typically eat breakfast, lunch, AND dinner, doesn't mean i can't find time to blog every day, if not every other. I mean, it's not like watching the colbert report on my laptop takes up that much extra time. motivation revisited, rejuvenated and re-listed! Thanks lindy! I'll be a better blogger from now on! (or at least until december).

I was so excited, I might have ordered dessert--the bread pudding. Delish! But if you want some real heaven, visit the Tin Angel in SLC and get what I ordered for dinner this night--the Wild Boar with Apricots and couscous. Seriously, it was soooooo &*%$ good!

money can't buy love, but it can buy a whole bunch else.

2011-09-19T21:31:00.007-06:00

I had what I like to call a hair transplant (or extensions, as most know them). Some other lovely lady (or gentleman, for all we know) donated their hair (likely for a decent sum) so that I could enjoy long, flowing locks.

Despite it being chemical peel awareness week, and that my brother just asked me at dinner if I had something in my teeth ("Oh, no wait, that's just a gap"...Then sister chimes in: "Don't they put something in your mouth to make sure 'that' [with a point to my mouth] doesn't happen?") I at least get to enjoy this: (still my natural hair color...we did no coloring. Just added about double the amount)

To the donor, wherever you are: Thank you.

and if anyone is curious about very affordable, professional hair extensions: Shelley Haggerty. Let me know if you want more info!

Mother takes control of Adult Children ( Sloth/i's) with the HHSST.

2011-09-18T21:40:00.002-06:00

"Dear kids,

With my working now, we need to make changes in the care of "The Kitchen." Our new motto must be: "I promise to leave the kitchen cleaner than when I walked in to it and started making myself something to eat."

It will now be necessary for each of you to load your dishes, after rinsing them with the "hand-held soap sponge thingy," in the future referred to as the HHSST. If the dishwasher is full of clean dishes, still rinse dishes and glasses and mugs and plates with the HHSST.

Then, rub the pots and pans with the HHSST and rinse and put back on the stove to dry.

If you didn't cover your food when you put it in the microwave, clean it up. And, next time, why don't you try putting some paper towels over your food??

I am assigning days for emptying the dishwasher:

WEDNESDAY - Lauren
THURSDAY - Adrian
FRIDAY - Jamey
SATURDAY - Ella

When you empty the dishwasher, please load all the "pre-HHSST-rinsed" dishes in to the dishwasher. This will give the dishwasher-emptier, in the future referred to as D-E, an incentive to unload the dishes quickly after the dishes have been washed.

Did everyone make it through this email? I am your mother and you should always try your best to read my emails... Jamey?

Love,
Mom"

"Oh I read it this time! :)

What if said D-E hasn't used a single dish the entire week... does he and/or she still need to empty on the decided upon date? (prrrretty sure I already know the answer but there's no harm in trying. I literally can't remember the last time I used a dish :)

Jamey"

"I really like the a motto: “I promise to leave the kitchen cleaner than when I walked in to it”.
If we can do this, we can do anything!!!

Adrian"

"I'm feeling vulnerable and excited all at the same time. Guess who unloaded the dishwasher this morning? This girl!

BTW: I noticed a few of  the no-bake cookies I made last night had been eaten.  Keep in mind that each piece of chocolatey goodness in the fridge has  about 2 servings of fiber powder per cookie. you've been warned.

Lauren"

"Yes, Jamey, I think it would be good for you to empty dishes even though you didn't use any of them. It would give you a chance to ponder on the array of foods one can consume using a plate or bowl. Besides, "what goes around comes around," which is another good kitchen motto...I think. And blessings will abound.

I see that we already have some slothful individuals, hereafter referred to as sloth/i's, one individual whose identity I will not disclose except to say that her pronoun is "she." "She" (being the D-E) was late for work this morning and, thus, did not LTD (load the dishwasher) with all of the HHSST-rinsed dishes, which I had rinsed myself the day before in my weakened condition. We have another sloth/i whose identity I will not disclose except to say that he never uses any dishes. I spotted his purpled mug a mile away. And Pace backed me up on this.

It is apparent that, just between last night and mid-day today, we either have accumulated several households of sloth/i's living in our midst, or those moths are now using our dishes, because to my dismay I beheld dirty dishes aplenty, and that's not counting Unnamed Sloth/I's purpled mug.

And, alas, it's Adrian's day today, which means....you know who gets to use the HHSST and LTD because she is Adrian's D-E and all the sloth/i's mother.

The Mother"

Episode 6--Peter Breinholt!

2011-09-17T13:00:00.004-06:00

Episode numero 6 is now available on the Cultural Hall Podcast. What the...!?! We already have 6 episodes up??! Yep! Take that you Doubting Thomases. (you know who you are). Popular Utah Musician Peter Breinholt was our guest this week. He played us a song, wrote us a jingle for our 3rd blocks Article of News segment, and talked to us about...well...just listen to the podcast! I think you'll enjoy.

Click right....wait a minute...almost there...so close...HERE to listen.

and here are some pics from recording in the studio with petey. (Richy really does have a pretty big crush...but so do I) :)

Brother Breinholt singing our requested song.

Richy and Peter after the recording. Simmons Media.

Notice how there are still no photos of me? We can call this week: Chemical Peel Awareness Week.

behold, the prideful man will be cast out (or something like that)

2011-09-16T21:52:00.003-06:00

I'm looking older these days...like, I look 31. But that wasn't my life plan. My life plan consisted of looking 25 at age 30. 30 at age 40. 30 at age 50. 30 at age 60. mmmmaybe 31 at 70.

What's a girl to do? I looked myself straight in the mirror this week and said: "Listen honey, you're getting a chemical peel." I then grabbed my non-refundable esthetician medical set received my first day of classes and found what looked to be the most powerful substance in the canvas tote labeled: "for professional, licensed use only."

Perfect.

We never got to the chemical peel lessons in my month of night classes. But how hard could it be for a beauty school dropout to figure out how to use a chemical peel? C'mon. That's what Google is for.

And thus I googled ...and googled ...and then I googled.

"how to do a jessner peel."

A few things I read on the Google should have made a person nervous. Peeling for a week? psshhhhh...my skin's tougher than most. Only leave on for 10 minutes, it says? Eh, I've left a chemical peel on for 15 before--that lactic acid thingy--and it did zip.

Whatever google.

And behold, my chemical peel begins. One layer stings. Oh, but five minutes later my skin calms down. Heck, let's do another layer! This is fun. My face is bright red. I wonder what is happening? Let's do another layer! Now, let's go eat a chocolate cake doughnut (or two) and play Angry Birds while it sits for 20.

[one week later]

Not only do I now have gaps in my teeth, and a lisp, I also, currently, as they say, have a face made for radio. (not to mention I still look 31, if not 32). The hardest lesson to learn was that if you apply a jessner peel with a soaked cotton ball, your fingers also get a serious chemical peel if you don't wash it off. (would've appreciated it if you could've told me that one, Google.)

This post shall include no photograph. I trust your imaginations can conjure up a delightful image of me tucked away in my dining room, red faced, peeling, and 31.

As for me, I'm gonna go have another cake doughnut and dream about getting braces next month.

how i spent my sunday evening.

2011-09-13T22:54:00.002-06:00

rumor had it via all my b.f.f.'s--the ones that watch out for me and keep me in the loop--that there was a casting call in the SLC for a new co-host. Oh, Good Things Utah, pretty please, pick me? no time to make an all-fresh-video, but i whipped up some oldies, but goodies and came up with this little number. submitted it sunday eve, all lauren style--at 11 pm. (an hour before it was too late). fingers crossed. chocolate eaten. shift key not used.

sleep well.

An Unwritten Mormon Rule

2011-09-09T23:55:00.001-06:00

This is MY chair. I get to sit here every week in the studio when we record the podcast. Richie tried to give the chair to our male guest the other week. I said..."No, no, no. That's my chair." He said: "You're going to make our guest sit on the hard chair?" Clearly, Richie missed a few Sunday school lessons. Most Latter-Day-Saints know that women get the soft chairs. They're Relief Society chairs. Once a women hits post-Laurel-status, she is awarded "The Chair". They're typically pink, sometimes red, ALWAYS cushy, and reserved for the sisters. So yes Richie, as a proud member of the R.S., and in following "almost-could-be-doctrine practices" (or A.C.B.D.P.'s) this lovely chair is mine.

isn't she lovely?

The Cultural Hall Podcast on itunes

2011-09-07T18:52:00.002-06:00

and... the link.

"Mormons, Latter-Day Saints, LDS church-goers--however you refer to them--the Cultural Hall Podcast is all about them. Hosts Richie Steadman and Lauren Johnson interview all those well-known Mormons that are making headlines, and making a difference. Get to know LDS folk from around the globe, and keep current with all those, er...current events. Strengthen your testimony while laughing, and maybe enjoying a coke. We won't tell your Bishop, as long as you like us on facebook, and follow us on Twitter-- @theculturalhall. Please share your thoughts and opinions as we hope the podcast will be a community where we can all learn from one another, but mainly, we hope you can sit back, relax and enjoy. (unless you're listening while driving, then pay attention to the road!)"

The above description written by yours truly for all those itunes listeners. In just our first week, we hit over 1,000 downloaded episodes, and we are now a regular Sunday show on southern Utah's 91.1 FM station. Heck yes! Thanks to everyone for listening. we're still working out the kinks, really working on sharpening production and interviews, and receiving heaps of feedback. so if you have any, send it this way!

names have been changed to protect the innocent...

2011-09-05T13:04:00.000-06:00

but heck, not all parties are innocent here, so I'll just say, This fellows Match.com screen name is: TALL_DARK_UGLY ...and...I might not have changed his name...only my friends. :)

So last week on Match.com my close friend got an email from a random guy inviting her to go look at a cabin with him. She responded with a polite: "Thanks for the invite but a girl has got to be careful on these sites, and going to a cabin in the woods with a stranger just wouldn't be smart. I'm sure you understand." I guess that didn't sit well with him, cause this is what she got from TALL_DARK_UGLY a couple of days later... Enjoy!

"Okay Amy,
How does one become active in LDS...? I had to razz a few Mormons in passing and learned the difference it the FLDS are bad. So, I'm trying to make contact with you. Are you allergic to dogs. I do have one. You said...dogs...so, what's the deal...did some guy you date take presidence over you for a dog and are you always this stuck up with your faith? I heard that alot of good mormons are really critical and judgemental. You write you're not afraid to try new ways to connect, and when I invited you to see a RE INVESTMENT for my future friends and family you got all indignent. We're older, we need to be polite to strangers. At 31, and 38...we should be married already..So, what is your deal. Are you just a know it all, holier than thou, confused chica? Because you're putting out mixed messages....You're attractive, but you could be even more attractive on the inside instead or what you've presented. Here's one for ya..EGO "Edging God Out"...Maybe you need to have some wine and smoke a joint little one?

Good luck with LDS men, you've been on here for how long now? You may be too picky princess, perhaps it's time to get out of you head about your prince charming and come down to earth where peolpe are human.

If you want to retort, we can do it over a run. I am an active guy and if you're lazy and sit around gossiping in your clicks of LDS..then, good luck.

I think you are not what you say you are. Which maybe why as cute as you are, are still unmarried...Please get over yourself and your pride and ego, and let's do something fun.

If my intuition proves me wrong, then oh well...I mean really, what's your deal?

Is your enlighted bunch so controlling with an Oracle or whatever. Your founder's wife found out he was cheating and seeing another. He decided that since all the flandering dudes in the Bilble with all these wives did it, he'd decree it acceptable. Then, you got bad Mormons, then branched good mormons who don't drink or smoke...Why is in that there are some many women in LDS that defected, divorced, or have kids out of wedlock.

The deal is this. People are human. Men sow their seed, women don't. Man made religions to help stop man from doing what we're biologically rigged to do. Divorce is 50% and rising. Now this is for you personal use. Find a guy, that will put up with you, be great in bed and in the kitchen. As him to fill your needs, financial, spiritual, physically, mental and emotional and marry him. You to me, are a real catch. But, I think you have real attitude problem since your standards are set so high or maybe too high. You like big words, so write a book.

Listen, you want to take the bull by the horns with you life. Then be a lion, not a sheep...I think that it's good for people to drink in moderatioin even though I don't. Marijuana is less harmful then alcohol, yet it's a politcal thing made by men. We all think we know what's best for ourselves and other's but it's about perspecitve.

I think you're trapped in a little LDS bubble swimming around all the other little fish, doing what the big fish says and can't get out. Sure it's safe, but you're surrounded with matches that are supposed to fit, but don't. I suggest branching out. Accepting a man for who he is and then leading him with your faith. People who try to control through fear, have no faith.

Maybe it's time you swam out into the bigger ocean or just got laid sweetheart.

I'll check out your church and be grateful you found a great man like me to be so open. I envison a church body that talks smack and knows everyones business.

This is a real asshole letter to test your reaction. To challenge your "Spiritual Growth" I am calling bullshit on you. So, don't dare be adventerous with a man excited about life and his future. But, do try and find someone to fit into your tiny box of impossible check lists.

I found you to be unwarm and rude in the two times I've attempted to contact you. Are you really that way or are you just so consumed by the fear of your age, and know you can't deal with woman in the mirror. Who are you really? That's the question I'd like to know. Are you just a turkey gobbling with the flock or are you an EAGLE? I am an eagle.

And, if this letter pissed you off and you want to block me, then good luck. I think you're a tough cookie who needs a man who can challenge her.

I would exchange RANDOM for OPPORTUNITY in your vocabulary.

And, mostly just pray on it. Pray for yourself to work through your anger and what bewilders you in your quest. Maybe you're not ready, but think you are.

And above all, be KIND to STRANGERS...maybe your just too self-absorbed and have nothing to give....I mean let's get down to the bottom of it. Who are you trying to please?

I'll meet you if you like, but not if you act like a princess...Humility, accoutability and integrity are more attactive then degrees, wealth, pearls, or property.

I am a humble man, who lives simply. I am wear of LDS women because they appear to be trying fil a status quo which will never bring real love or happiness.

I hope you're the wiser now...All that glitters is not gold.

With love,
Eric"

A few things cross my mind. I think my friend dodged a bullet...perhaps literally. I assume he was high when he wrote this (that's giving him the benefit of the doubt). Anyone with a Match.com profile, uh take note of this guy! My personal favorite line, the one that got me laughing the hardest was: "Are you just a turkey gobbling with the flock or are you an EAGLE? I am an eagle." I really loved the emphasis in caps there. The whole thing is a mixture of Unbelievably rude. Pitiful. And absolutely hilarious. Hope you enjoyed it as much as me.

the spanakopites were delicious

2011-09-04T22:49:00.001-06:00

Brothers Adrian and Pace. Calvin. Mary Anne. Dad. Me.

Calvin invited me to a fundraiser for Jon Huntsman, and lo and behold, my whole family showed up! Here we are with Mary Anne. During an interview with Peirs Morgan that aired tonight on CNN, she played the piano. amazing as always!

Calvin and my brother Jamey.

Jon and Dad.

The truth be told...

2011-09-03T16:17:00.004-06:00

I've just been so busy dating, traveling, getting manicures,eating fancy tea cakes, and shopping that I haven't had time for this blog. Ha! ...So here's the real deal: I haven't been feeling well the past few weeks. I'm in bed now as I write. I've been sick and have even ventured to the docs office despite lack of insurance. Through it all, I probably could have pulled a post here and there, but I was being rebellious. "Hey, Lauren if you want to blog, go for it. but if you don't feel like it, then take a break." Says I. "Take care of yourself" says me to me. And that I did.

And in the midst of this candid conversation I was having with myself, I started a new job, worked on the podcast, and dropped out of esthetician school (wait, did I tell you I started?) Getting pedicures --Brilliant. Giving Pedicures--not so much.

I am feeling better these days...sort of. I really have been feeling blah the past couple months. Isn't "blah" a great word? It's up there with "yada yada", and "whaddayaknow" When you don't have access to a thesaurus, use one of these and you should be just fine. "idunno" "yaknow" and "whatev" are a few others. Looking for an adjective? Rumor has it: epic, random, fabulous, and the non-literal usage of literal are good choices this season. Do you not have time to find just the right adj./verb/noun for your sentence? Add "ish" to any word and watch it transform! Don't have an answer to a question? My fallback: "Don't worry about it." Works every time.

Let's see, where was I?

How about this? I want to be blogging more-ish again. Three-ish cheers (or four) for feeling better-ish these days! Five cheers for having a podcast website up! Not as many cheers for the first few episodes, since we're still learning our groove, our voice, our schtick (look at me, I'm Yiddish!) The first few episodes were hard to listen to. Oh, says I: turns out I'm a mumbling, indecisive, speaks when inappropriate, interrupting interviewer. I also have noted I should never forget to take my Ritalin right before recording. So many things to learn!

Nonetheless, and without further ado or warning... I give you: The Cultural Hall. I recommend episode Four with John Dehlin. ...(Unless self proclaimed semi-active, open Mormons who once dated Renee Zellweger, and struggle with bits of church doctrine, aren't your thing). Then I suggest another.

We'll be recording weekly. And please! Like us on facebook.

absence makes the heart grow fonder...

2011-08-28T22:49:00.001-06:00

Don't you think?

but I'll be back tomorrow.

until then...clothes I can't get enough of. (just look, no buying. In this economy, it's all about dreaming)

http://www.emersonmade.com/

It's a husband/wife duo that does it all. wife designs and sews and models, hubby snaps all of the shots and helps with the website. i have a crush. (on him and the London coat)

Oh yeah, and I've been off sugar for 5 days now. Migraines have lessened.
And there's a big lightening storm outside. Time for bed. Good night August 28th. See you next year.

loving these two

2011-08-22T00:32:00.001-06:00

I've had so much fun hanging out with these two this summer...thank heavens for their mom who lets me. they've stolen my heart.

@Costco: thank you.

2011-08-21T23:56:00.000-06:00

Well, I'm not apologizing for the last post, but I am laughing now , pretty hard, now that the migraine is over. I was a wreck. I got a new prescription called into Costco yesterday after I wrote, and got dressed so I could go and grab it asap. I put on the most bizarre outfit--proof that I dress how I feel, even subconsciously--and grabbed a barf bag to go.

in the line at Costco (complete with metallic purple leggings, an orange oversize button-up, and vintage sunglasses from the thrift store that I refused to take off while inside), I'm pretty sure I was swaying back and forth, just to keep my stomach settled, and my neck was tilted to one side.

When I finally got up to the counter, the guy couldn't find my prescription and I told him it was just called in. He disappeared and returned to say that it wouldn't be ready for another 2 hours because it was still in line, and they had to take their lunch break.

I just stared at him (my head still tilted, sunglasses still on) and said: "See this bag? I'm holding it because I am about to throw up. I need the pills or else I'm going to have to go to the ER." He looked at the bag like it was a loaded gun and said he'd see what he could do. Five minutes later, I had my pills and was led, by the same guy, to the drinking fountain.

and after taking the migraine pill, I realized I couldn't go back out in the heat quite yet, and I was in too much pain to drive...and the air conditioning was real nice, so I thought, just wander Costco for a while, and find a happy spot while the pill does its job. And that I did. Prescription bag in one hand, barf bag in another (I left my purse in the car) I think I walked the store a total of ...who knows how many times. I stopped to ask the sushi sample guy for a huge cup of ginger because I had an upset stomach, and I grabbed a few samples too. An hour later (yes, an hour, and yes, still wearing sunglasses), I headed out to my car. I drove home, and fell asleep for four hours, and, guess what?!? I woke up headache free!! And I have been ever since.

Had I gone to the ER, it wouldn't have been a first time, but I am trying to put a stop to these, for good. I am fixing my jaw in hopes it will help. (but so far, not so awesome). I currently have two giant nerve blocks in the back of my neck. Have tried botox, and a whole bunch of different pills and diets. And I'm also going regularly to a chiropractor. Moving forward, since I need to try even more new things, I am starting a new pill which I am supposed to take every day to prevent them. (I've done this with another prescription, but it didn't work), and I have my new pain pills now that seem to really work when they strike. In a couple of months I am going to start a raw food cleanse--it's amazing and I'll share more later. But that's my plan thus far...I'll let you know what works and what doesn't.

until then, if you see a giant orange and purple mess, sorta crooked, with sunglasses, and she's shuffling her feet, you can assume it's me.

migraines

2011-08-20T12:06:00.003-06:00

They affect my life in a powerful way, and sadly, they've been a huge part of my summer. I got one Monday. I had one Wednesday. Right now, I've had one for about 24 hours, and can't stop throwing up...(just like Monday and Wednesday).

I've tried everything (or at least I feel like I have)

and although I've never really written about this hard part of my life before, they've gotten so bad, I feel I ought to share, so that maybe others can offer suggestions. Maybe others who deal with migraines, can find help through my posts. I'll occasionally post updates, new tresatments, and let everyone know what seems to be helping, what is making them worse, or clues as to what may be causing them.

in order to feel like a normal human being, or carry a full time job, or to simply look forward to another day, I need to find answers. I've got to get rid of them. They have halted my dreams for life, and caused problems, in ways I've never written about before.

right now, hoping to get in for a colonic today, and getting a prescription filled. Not that I haven't been on a ton of pain killers since yesterday, but none of them seem to be working on this one. Gotta try something new.

As soon as this is over, I'm sure I'll be apologizing for this negative post. I've never written a post while experiencing a migraine at the same time...but this is me, experiencing the pain that is a migraine...which is far too common.

lucille's a tad jealous

2011-08-20T01:15:00.002-06:00

the BB King concert started out pretty great...no migraine (which I've been getting almost every other day this summer, complete with throwing up--not cool), a free ticket, cool friends, a BB KING CONCERT!!!!, topped with frozen custard...I was just happy.

(i took this pic on accident, but thought it was sorta artsy, so i'm going with it)

as we partook of the icecream dreaminess, i started reminiscing and telling the story of how i kissed huey lewis. someone suggested I ought to kiss BB, and that's all it took. Determination set in.

I left the group and took off towards the stage. I went around asking different security guards for help, explaining what a King fan I was, and finally one of them led me to King's supposed "right hand man". I chatted (flirted) with the guy for a while, told him if BB needed a kiss, I'd be willing...etc, yada... we exchanged digits...and he told me that there were no promises, but that maybe he could work something out for me after the show.

post concert: Chances were looking slim, but i wasn't going anywhere. the audience had cleared and the musicians were gone: already on their tour buses. I made my way to the buses with the rest of the groupies; about 100 fans. We were all hanging out, everyone trying to figure out which of the two buses BB might be on, and why the windows had to be so dang tinted?! I decided...one...last text...knowing it would be my last before I became super stalker-ish/annoying groupie-ish...(like I wasn't already)

here it goes..."Tell BB I said hi. Looks like you guys are in a hurry, but tell him thanks for the music."

and lo and behold...a text came back to me!

"where are you?"

me: "outside of the bus"

The door of the bus opens and the groupies gather...man looks at me, points, and says: "come here". I push my way through the crowd, feeling rather "freaking awesome" and get invited on the bus. the doors close behind me and I'm led to the back. There is BB, just chilling, in his tour bus...and now with me. I sit down and tell him how grateful I am he'd be willing to meet me. I tell him that I grew up listening to his music and swing dancing with my dad, and that he was a part of some of my fondest childhood memories. He signs a couple of photographs for me. Right-hand-man guy snaps a picture of us. And before I leave, I ask the 85-year old for a kiss...and he agrees.


lauren. bb king.

Someone suggested on my facebook page, where I proudly announced the news, that Neil Diamond should be next. I think he's on to something. Three cheers for kissing music legends!

it's the truth...

2011-08-18T22:05:00.009-06:00

it's not reporting, but it's the next best thing. public relations. my new job title: Communications Specialist. Ooohh, we're getting fancy.

...i start soon.

calvin

2011-08-16T22:17:00.006-06:00

Everyone needs a church buddy they can text during a boring speaker, and calvin's mine. And when I was living in Pocatello, He'd also always make sure to stop when he was driving through idaho with family or friends, so we could all meet up for dinner at our favorite mexican restaurant. I appreciated those stops so much. we grew up going to the same church, and after he served a mormon mission in Italy, he was in a car accident that left him a quadriplegic. what's amazing though, is most would give up or surrender...but instead, calvin is incredibly successful: in his career, in his family life, and in his friends lives. although calvin might have to ask friends to help him get around, his friends lean to calvin; often times for survival themselves. he is loyal and he takes care of those he loves. For me, he is always there to talk. he let's me know i can come over whenever i need, even if he's not home, just to have a place to get away. and above all, he is compassionate and always asking what i might need from him. he says he thinks i am going through so much and wants to help in any way he can, and i wonder how he could say that, when i know i have blessings he doesn't.

calvin in his condo.

when I ran my half marathon last month, as i trained, i would think of calvin. i would remember what a blessing it was that i could run, and how much i know calvin wishes he could stand up and be able to once again feel his legs move. i didn't want to take what my body was capable of, for granted. before calvin's accident, he was an incredible water skier, and loved being outside. as I ran that half, i told calvin..."when i wanted to stop, i'd just think of you."

calvin spoke in church a few weeks ago. And it helped to answer some of my questions, about how he can ask what it is that I need, and what all of his friends are needing. And how he is so generous. It helped me gain a new perspective, a desire to accept his help more, and everyone's help, more willingly, and without the guilt i typically carry. I asked for a copy of his talk. I want to share some of what he said:

"The characteristics of industriousness and self reliance [in the Mormon faith] are so engrained within our value system, it can sometimes be difficult to remember that along side with the importance of serving others, is the importance of allowing ourselves to be served.
-For every rescuer, there is a rescued.
-For a person to be able to give, someone must receive
-For a person to be able to serve, there must be a person willing to be served

throughout each of our lives each of us will at times be the rescuer and at other times be the rescued. We will all be the servant and the served. Moving from rescuer to rescued, or from servant to served, is one of the toughest transitions we can make. It is, however, a transition we must learn to make.

.......
While in the hospital immediately following my accident, I was taught an important principle --I should allow others to have the blessings that would come from serving me, granted -- in many senses, I didn't have a choice of whether or not I should allow people to serve me.
Over time however, I have come to know the importance of gratefully accepting help from others. Even if there may be a way for us to make due without their help.
I am eternally grateful for the friends, leaders and most especially my family who have served me over the years, and for the ability I've had to serve them.
...........
Immediately after my accident, I stood in great need of my friends. And they were there to rescue me. I have always been surrounded by great friends throughout my life, and during my time in the hospital.

............

Most people don't offer service out of a sense of duty, service is far more frequently offered from a brief, creative, or inspired thought created in the mind of a person who is a friend. In fact, a person rarely wakes up and thinks I'm going to go do something for the charity case down the street. Instead, it is most frequently tendered in the spirit of ‘Hi, I was thinking of you, and wanted to stop by. I hope all is well.’
............
When we allow others to serve us, I have come to discover that we are blessed to see the very best in others.

When someone offers to help, your first reaction, might be, ‘no, that's okay, I got it. Thanks.’ Next time that happens to you, instead of saying no, say “yes, thanks for offering, I appreciate your help.” and see how that feels. I promise you that you will be grateful for the experience.

You can't be sanctified without charity, and people can’t provide charity, without having a person who is willing to receive it"

thanks calvin. so much.

ladies i love.

2011-08-15T15:53:00.002-06:00

so glad i was able to make it to my cousin danae's wedding in twin falls...


cousin natalie. the beautiful bride--my cousin danae. and me.

and during the lovely reception, photographs were taken that I will cherish forever...of the women i love most.


me. mom.

two cousins, both named lauren.

three generations. my mom. my grandma lois ruth. And me: lauren ruth.

she was my roommate up until march. i never knew i'd miss her this much.

my beautiful mom.

my favorite.

love you grandma!

date

2011-08-14T19:51:00.003-06:00

blog worthy...(and he didn't even care that I had gaps in my teeth).

he's pretty cute, right?

after dinner, we went and watched the presidential debates at the Grand America. my kinda date. :)

SLC's Farmers Market

2011-08-08T12:54:00.013-06:00

such a fun part of summer.


my friend Andrea grew up in Florence Italy. After Andrea moved here, his dad Patrizio won the green card lottery and decided to join his son in the U.S. so they could start a gelato business. Patrizio is a gelato master. Pretty cool. And beyond delicious!				.

shannon. lauren. micah.

finally, some positive economic news

2011-08-07T09:14:00.001-06:00

Johnson's discuss Hipsters via the traditional system of gmail

2011-08-06T12:21:00.004-06:00

My sister-in-law Maryam sent the family this video...

Maryam:

I had a lesson about "Hipsters." This video is a good explanation for those of you that are struggling to understand:) Enjoy!
Love,
Mar

Jamey:

Hilarious! Hipsters have quickly and easily become the butt of all cultural jokes.

Adrian still struggles to understand what a hipster is though -- it's extremely far from anything Adrian is at his core if you think about it. I tried to help him earlier today, but I don't know if there's much I can do.

Here's another good vid that may clear up any misunderstanding of what it means to be a "hipster".

Portlandia's sole comical fuel is hipster-ism

Some might say I'm a hipster -- or the most hipster in this family. But let's not forget people, you can take the Clark out of Portland, but you can't take the hipster out of someone who's lived in Portland for 2 years.

j..d3uX <-- my hipster signature

Lauren:

My favorite line was: "I'm not photographed." Although, if I were to break out my hipster traits I might say: “that video was cool when it came out 3 weeks ago...where have you been maryam?" Except that I’d really not seen it before Mars sent it, so then I might try to save myself by pulling a j...d3ux and just send some links to other videos that are so underground they have a negative view count. And heaven forbid those videos are on youtube. Youtube was so 2007. Vimeo? Hulu? …maybe. :-) But have you heard of the new video sharing website: Xflickrsplosion.com? You can sync it to the newest version of spotify (coming out next month) using your 3i4 account, and then watch the videos in a vintage poloroid finish on your smart phone.
Its sick.
LRN

Adrian:

From what I understand, I feel that Jamey fails to understand my understanding of what a hipster understands his/her image or lifestyle to be understood as, if you understand what I'm saying.
Capish?

Lauren:

You’re right. Adrian really doesn't understand what a hipster is.

Clark:

that's so quantum

multiplication of talents

2011-08-05T15:32:00.002-06:00

i have many talented friends. And i think i should try to share them all on this blog--one at a time. today, i'm gonna brag about my molly.

last year, her house caught fire soon after she and her hubby moved in. i was the reporter on call when the fire started in pocatello. i sped in the news truck only to discover it was her home and my heart sank. since the fire, the house has been rebuilt, and molly, in her spare time (which isn't a lot when you're a full time nursing student) decorates their home, all DYI, blogs an amazing, inspirational blog, is a professional photographer, and has now started her own wedding invitation company. she is creativity, kindness, and beauty. and always full of ideas.

here are a few of her invitations.

to see them all, head to: http://www.mollylandondesign.blogspot.com/

she also does custom invitations, and her prices are incredible! which one do you love best?

i've been back for a week, but the cali memories keep flowing...

2011-08-02T22:51:00.003-06:00

those messages in bottles, the ones that never make it to shore in one piece, still end up being totes cool. This afternoon we went sea glass hunting, and totes had great success! (how was that with the added totes quality? did I do alright?)


our glass collection...click to enlarge!

look at you...you've really blossomed!

2011-08-01T08:14:00.001-06:00

while in california i was often wondering: "why don't i live here?" i still haven 't answered that question. but being a "february gives me pneumonia/100 degrees is just too hot" kind of a girl, i think it's a question worth asking.

Balboa Park

2011-07-30T22:03:00.000-06:00

t.g.i.f.

2011-07-29T11:00:00.005-06:00

lauren. abi.

a little love for your friday. (if icecream isn't enough today)

trust me.

2011-07-28T23:02:00.000-06:00

abi.lauren.blaise.sophia.

Enjoy some icecream tomorrow.

This isn't a fortune cookie, or your horoscope.

Just trying to make your day that much better.

with life, comes wisdom.

Choices, Choices.

2011-07-27T11:15:00.002-06:00

blaise and i went sunglass hunting...

is this your final answer? Yes! sold.

...and then we celebrated.

get this!

2011-07-25T23:47:00.001-06:00

I am in the Diego of San! Outstanding! Really, outstanding. A girls weekend, planned by Leann. Blaise, Abi and I are all having a blast. We're also learning from each other. I've taught them how to use the word "blast" when they're upset, or having fun. They've taught me how to add "totes" to my vocab.

Proper Definition of Totes:

''A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious
university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average teenage girl says the word totally around 190 times a day.

If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!!

Girl #1: I totes want to go to the shoe store because I totes need to purchase new heels.
Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you.
Girl #3: OH EM GEE! "

Blaise and I are also figuring out that when it comes to men and dating we need to learn better how to each be a "Babe In Total Control of Herself". You figure out what that might spell...and then own it! You can still be nice and pleasant ladies, but you're in control.

... Once, when an old flame and I were arguing, he said to me: "Don't get all Beyonce on me, Lauren!" True story, and I think he was referring to a moment like this. But I just...can't...help...it. (and so I'm listening to her right now...all them single ladies...while i type). It's sorta tradition, on a girls weekend, to be all Beyonce.

La Jolla


lauren. leann. abi. blaise.

To sum up this post, I am TOTES having a BLAST!

update

2011-07-22T23:55:00.000-06:00

remember this blog post ?

well,

here is the latest.

this is STILL my desktop.

What is my deal?!?! I just ran a half marathon. But somehow, this is complicated??? I am so confused. If anything, I hope this update can be a self esteem booster to anyone who has projects they just can't seem to complete.

Super CUTE blog postttttttttttt!!!!! :-)

2011-07-20T23:33:00.001-06:00

You are what you eat, so eat something delicious. Who doesn't want to be delicious??

My mom treated me to a Sweet Tooth Fairy Cupcake.


mom

I know the cupcake craze seems to be on its way out. (hipsters have already transitioned to cake pops). It's sort of how we watched nautical stripes stop the polka dot madness. but something in me is just fighting--fighting to stay loyal to the cupcake.

thanks mom. she was delicious. and you're delicious too. I love youuuuu!!!!!

i want to start coloring my hair again, but I'm saving so much money!

2011-07-18T15:39:00.005-06:00

over the weekend: went to go get "Sush" with these 3 wonderful women that I met when we were all serving an LDS mission in Ohio.

holly.annie.lauren.emily.

And by calling sushi: Sush, i am not trying to be hip. Rather, I cannot say the word sushi. But the word Sush, I can somehow pronounce. Since I'm unemployed and no longer a reporter, I decided it was a good time to finally get that palate expander I needed to correct my bite. You don't see the mouth gear, but everyone can definitely hear it. Lets just say: I haven't been dating much. I do take it out to eat, and when I record the podcast, but that's about it. I asked my dentist if I could take the mouth piece out to kiss someone, and he said no. You should hear me say: "Shelly sells seashells by the seashore." hilarious. not. And what's especially not hilarious are the gaps that are forming between my teeth. Luckily not my front two, but my profile when smiling is sorta a wow factor.

as far as my hair goes...I figured since I have gaps in my teeth and am on a dating fast, i might as well just wait a couple more months for some hair care. Maybe when I get braces next month i'll be desperate, but I doubt it. Au Naturale for me these day. If i was going to be really honest, I might tell you how long it's been since I've shaved, but I won't go there.

I am confused at where this blog entry is going.

I'll stop while I'm ahead, although that probably would have been one or two paragraphs back, if there was ever a point.

ah, mondays.