2.29.2012

Dear George

I started yesterday off really frustrated. I calmed myself down by reading FeministMormonHousewives.org. Then the headache started. A dull one, not a migraine, but I knew it’d last all day. (Which it did). So then I ran to the gas station and bought a diet coke and chicken tenders to calm it down. (It was about 10 am).  But then the bf called. And I smiled. And on the way to Provo to meet my favorite sitcom character EVER, George Costanza, bf called again. I told him how I wished he were with me at that very moment, because then I could drive in the car pool lane.  He told me my practicality made him swoon. He then said if I had a chance, I should totally kiss Jason Alexander to add to the other heart throbs that I’ve kissed. (Huey Lewis and BB King). Best. Boyfriend. Ever.

And I could have asked Mr. Alexander for that kiss, but I totally chickened out! I guess we now know what celebs really make me speechless. With the added toupee, I couldn’t help but be star struck. To top the day off, Mr. Alexander totally replied to my tweet! That’s almost better than a kiss.



Jason Alexander and Lauren

but wait! If you think that's the end of today's blog, think again.  I woke up this morning ... yep, check, headache still there.  But then, wait for it ... bf calls. 
"I'm coming into town to see you tonight." best.boyfriend.ever.


2 validations.comments.karma.love.:

SassAFrass said...

I randomly came across your blog and have say you are a riot! I had to restrain myself from commenting on the past 4 posts I have read.
Hope its okay that I am your newest follower! Thanks for the chuckles.

Jenn & Cardy said...

Oh my gosh, Lauren. You are hilarious! Jason Alexander is a huge star. First of all, what was he doing in Provo? Second of all, congrats on the RT!

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